Monthly Archives: February 2007

Sounds Like

I've always thought of the sound of a heart breaking as not unlike the sound of one hand clapping.  I got this one from earthangel.i.ph .  Enjoy. Sound of One Heart Breaking by Karen Kunawicz Welcome to the dark side of love. … Continue reading

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USEFUL EXPRESSIONS FOR THOSE HIGH STRESS DAYS

1. Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine?2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?3. Do I look like a fucking people person?4. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.5. I pretend to … Continue reading

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THE 27 TOP THINGS YOU WISH YOU COULD SAY AT WORK:

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a fuck.3. How about “never”? Is “never” good for you?4. It sounds like English, but … Continue reading

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Anticipation

Life is full of defining moments; those lucid intervals when the world’s spotlight seems to be focused on you and you alone, waiting for you to stake your claim.   This year is your defining year.  Its days stretch hand in … Continue reading

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BUMPER STICKERS SEEN AROUND THE WORLD

1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3. If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People. 4. Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon? 5. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep … Continue reading

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