Headache in Splitsville

I have a throbbing headache that would not go away.  I tried exorcising it with Biogesic but it still wouldn’92t let go.  It’92s like a jilted lover who’92s given too much of herself in a relationship and is now being thrown out of the house forcibly by the significant other, but still continues to hang on down to the very last thread of their union.

Maybe I need a stronger dosage, Flanax forte perhaps, and if all else fail– a gun.  Some relationships are like that, they start with a gun (as in shotgun), and in some unfortunate circumstances, these relationships also end with a gun.  Brings to mind the failed affair of Joey and Kris.

It’92s sad when relationships fail– sadder still when two people continue to hold on despite the absence of trust and affection.  But saddest of all is when one wants out and the other is intent on staying.  One has to have a strong sense of premonition, a supernatural vision even, if one wants to fight on.  There has to be at least a glimmer of hope for a relationship to be considered worth fighting for.  If your boyfriend brings along his own boyfriend to your love nest, that’92s a subtle hint that the deal is off.  It’92s no longer just about your humungous butt.  It’92s already about another’s.

I have no problem with trying to salvage a relationship.  If you consider your lover to be the love of your life, then by all means buy, borrow, steal, grovel– if that’92s what it takes to rekindle the flame.  If you succeed, then it could set the stage for one hell of make-up sex.. er I mean more power to ya.  But always be prepared to bail out, nothing is more pathetic than fighting a losing battle; might as well bang your head against a brick wall.

If your significant other already sees you as a headache, stop being one.  Walk away.  Save a little dignity.  Otherwise you may find yourself pelted by more than just Biogesic or Flanax.  You could very well be staring down the barrel of a loaded gun.