Questions

Sooner or later, this blog is going to die of neglect.  It occupies the last place in my personal SERP, and moving forward will only be used to further my nefarious enterprises.  Or when I need to villify someone in print.

Tonight, while everyone sleeps, I prowl the web like the proper nocturnal person that I have become.  I am filled with questions that frustrate the hell out of me.  Questions whose answers are as untouchable as live coals.  Like what’s the difference between CSS and XSLT and how do they affect XML?  How do you port a cascading style sheet to Blogger’s XML templates? I need to know these things so I can create free blogger templates.

Punyeta, it’s not like these questions will lead me to the yamashita treasure and yet not knowing the answers pisses the hell out of me.

Oh well, back to online poker.