Good Night At Noon
You know what would really work? A silent jackhammer.
These crazy Maynilad people have been at it since 10 this morning and fark it, I need my sleep! My room may have been modified to block the offending sun but it’s not gadang soundproof and I can hear that bloody jackhammer rattling away like a hummingbird on steroids with xplosiv speakers.
Somebody out there hates me and I say, right back at you, you flacking twac.
Gad I am so literally going to hell for this.
I’ve already taken a pill earlier, didn’t work, and now here’s two more.
Cheers.
If this works too well, I may really have an everlasting night’s sleep.








