1. Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine?2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?3. Do I look like a fucking people person?4. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.6. You! Off my planet!7. Practice random acts of intelligence [...]
1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a fuck.3. How about “never”? Is “never” good for you?4. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.5. I see you’ve set aside this special time [...]
1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People.
4. Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants It’s Not Polite To Point.
7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, [...]
