Category Archives: Classic Drivel

1. Well, aren’t we just a ray of fucking sunshine?2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?3. Do I look like a fucking people person?4. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.5. I pretend to … Continue reading →

1. I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of shit.2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don’t give a fuck.3. How about “never”? Is “never” good for you?4. It sounds like English, but … Continue reading →

1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap. 2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself. 3. If You Drink Don’t Park, Accidents Cause People. 4. Who Lit the Fuse On Your Tampon? 5. If You Don’t Believe In Oral Sex, Keep … Continue reading →