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	<title>Tales Of The Fencesitter &#187; Pretensions</title>
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		<title>The Fencesitter Likes It Hard</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Badminton is fun, tennis, in the other hand, is hard.  See title for the fencesitter&#8217;s preference. The fencesitter is making a lot of difficult and sometimes foolish decisions these days.  The last foolish act he did, was to automatically wipe &#8230; <a href="http://thefencesitter.com/the-fencesitter-likes-it-hard/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Badminton is fun, tennis, in the other hand, is hard.  See title for the fencesitter&#8217;s preference.</p>
<p>The fencesitter is making a lot of difficult and sometimes foolish decisions these days.  The last foolish act he did, was to automatically wipe out all the comments captured by this blog&#8217;s akismet plug-in.  Of course the whole basket contained legit comments from friends and spammers alike.  He really feels bad about some of the comments he deleted inadvertently especially the one from <a href="http://ceblogger.com">Busby SEO Test</a>.  Sorry bro, the fencesitter hopes this link-love would make up for his boo-boo.</p>
<p>But wait, has the fencesitter gone bonkers?  Why in mama muffin&#8217;s store is he suddenly referring to himself in the third person?  Well, if it&#8217;s any consolation the fencesitter is bonkers, those following this blog should know that by now.  And referring to himself in the third person seems cool (for the moment), at least until some other pretentious thing catches his fancy.  Actually, a butt crack from a really disgusting person would do.  In which case, the fencesitter would have no other recourse but to make his entries sound like they were coming from a butt rack.</p>
<p>This is nothing but a publicity stunt of course, but you know, the fencesitter has always been known for his failed social experiments.  Remember the whatshisface?  See he is such a failure that he even forgets his projects.  Enough said.</p>
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