Tales Of The Fencesitter » Snippets http://thefencesitter.com A pig walks into a bar... Thu, 29 Jul 2010 07:08:53 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 My Daily Tweets | 2010-02-27 http://thefencesitter.com/my-daily-tweets-2010-02-27/ http://thefencesitter.com/my-daily-tweets-2010-02-27/#comments Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:36:00 +0000 fence http://thefencesitter.com/2010/02/my-daily-tweets-2010-02-27/
  • This fencesitter is thinking of turning political. Hmm.. after hiding under a rock for so long, what gives? #
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  • I'll take a quiet life, a handshake, some carbon monoxide. — Radiohead #
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  • Life sucks, and then you die. #
  • Why is it always about a girl? Why can't it be about the sun or the moon or the clouds? Gah, I need to sleep. #
  • So if love never lasts forever, tell me, what's forever for? Hmm… Hokey. #
  • So what's the glory in leaving? Doesn't anybody ever stay together anymore? Fark, I'm getting needled to bits by America. #
  • How difficult is it for stars to align? I don't really care for things to always be interesting, they just have to fall in their places. #
  • Dancing on the edge of despair. Not sure if it's just the frigging mid-life crisis or I'm really falling off my rocker. #
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  • *soul demmit, soul. Really twitter should have a recall functionality. #
  • I don't care for much. I just wanna have control. I want a perfect body, I want a perfect sould. Radiohead sings for all generations. #
  • I think God created employment so that we really have to work hard to enjoy life to the fullest. It's kinda sad. #
  • I hate sleeping because I know that when I wake up, I have to go to work. #
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  • I've been online since 3 this afternoon. My back is killing me. If osteoporosis won't get me, I'm sure lung cancer will. #
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  • Drinking cools your stomach, heats up your head, and puts everything else in a favourable warm light. #
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  • Slept later than usual. Twas already morning when I climbed into bed. Still can't get over the fact that a friend died just this week. #
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  • I think when we talk to friends, we need to take a careful look at their faces. That maybe our last memory of them. RIP Cynth. #
    • ]]>     http://thefencesitter.com/my-daily-tweets-2009-11-24/feed/ 0     “Rockstar” by Nickelback http://thefencesitter.com/rockstar-by-nickelback/ http://thefencesitter.com/rockstar-by-nickelback/#comments Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:38:36 +0000 fence http://thefencesitter.com/?p=200 Continue reading →]]> Here’s to something that a lot of us would probably be singing. :) Oh well.
    [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK4niyFhERs&hl=en]
    I’m through with standing in line
    To clubs we’ll never get in
    It’s like the bottom of the ninth
    And I’m never gonna win
    This life hasn’t turned out
    Quite the way I want it to be

    (Tell me what you want)

    I want a brand new house
    On an episode of Cribs
    And a bathroom I can play baseball in
    And a king size tub big enough
    For ten plus me

    (So what you need?)

    I’ll need a credit card that’s got no limit
    And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
    Gonna join the mile high club
    At thirty-seven thousand feet

    (Been there, done that)

    I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
    My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
    Somewhere between Cher and
    James Dean is fine for me

    (So how you gonna do it?)

    I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I’d even cut my hair and change my name

    [Chorus:]
    ‘Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
    And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars
    The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
    We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just won’t eat
    And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars
    In the VIP with the movie stars
    Every good gold digger’s
    Gonna wind up there
    Every Playboy bunny
    With her bleach blond hair

    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

    I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
    Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
    Sign a couple autographs
    So I can eat my meals for free
    (I’ll have the quesadilla on the house)
    I’m gonna dress my ass
    With the latest fashion
    Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
    Gonna date a centerfold that loves to
    Blow my money for me
    (So how you gonna do it?)
    I’m gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
    I’d even cut my hair and change my name

    [Chorus]

    And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary and today’s who’s who
    They’ll get you anything with that evil smile
    Everybody’s got a drug dealer on speed dial, well

    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

    I’m gonna sing those songs
    That offend the censors
    Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenser

    I’ll get washed-up singers writing all my songs
    lip sync ‘em every night so I don’t get ‘em wrong

    [Chorus]

    And we’ll hide out in the private rooms
    With the latest dictionary and today’s who’s who
    They’ll get you anything with that evil smile
    Everybody’s got a drug dealer on speed dial

    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar
    Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

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    To the casual observer the snippets here may look like fillers for those truly uninspiring days when it’s easier to extract water from rocks than to come up with a droplet of an original entry. That may well be or perhaps it could be because some days when I am running empty of emotions, these lyrics make up for the emptiness; and somehow I am assured that what I’m feeling, somebody has already felt about it before, that what I’m feeling is not some accident of creation specifically intended for me. Having said that, here’s another;

    Angel by Sarah Mclachlan

    Spend all your time waiting
    for that second chance
    for a break that would make it okay
    there’s always one reason
    to feel not good enough
    and it’s hard at the end of the day
    I need some distraction
    oh beautiful release
    memory seeps from my veins
    let me be empty
    and weightless and maybe
    I’ll find some peace tonight

    in the arms of an angel
    fly away from here
    from this dark cold hotel room
    and the endlessness that you fear
    you are pulled from the wreckage
    of your silent reverie
    you’re in the arms of the angel
    may you find some comfort there

    so tired of the straight line
    and everywhere you turn
    there’s vultures and thieves at your back
    and the storm keeps on twisting
    you keep on building the lie
    that you make up for all that you lack
    it don’t make no difference
    escaping one last time
    it’s easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
    this glorious sadness that brings me to my knees

    in the arms of an angel
    fly away from here
    from this dark cold hotel room
    and the endlessness that you fear
    you are pulled from the wreckage
    of your silent reverie
    you’re in the arms of the angel
    may you find some comfort there
    you’re in the arms of the angel
    may you find some comfort here

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