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		<title>My Daily Tweets &#124; 2010-02-27</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 02:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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This fencesitter is thinking of turning political.  Hmm.. after hiding under a rock for so long, what gives? #

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<li>This fencesitter is thinking of turning political.  Hmm.. after hiding under a rock for so long, what gives? <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/9685283898" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Friday Thoughts</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:36:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[- Couldn&#8217;t help but do a lot of gaming.  I was hoping to get that blasted game out of my system but, oh, I don&#8217;t know.
- Discovered another interesting show yesterday and man I may have to do a lot of watching this week.  Which means work&#8217;s gonna suck really bad.
- Andrew Garcia [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>- Couldn&#8217;t help but do a lot of gaming.  I was hoping to get that blasted game out of my system but, oh, I don&#8217;t know.</p>
<p>- Discovered another interesting show yesterday and man I may have to do a lot of watching this week.  Which means work&#8217;s gonna suck really bad.</p>
<p>- Andrew Garcia just couldn&#8217;t help but take a huge swing.  Foul ball!  Dang, it seemed like he was really reaching.  Stupid assed choice of song.  He needs a song adviser, fast.</p>
<p>- The new ride is really sweet. <img src='http://thefencesitter.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>- Fuck I&#8217;m hungry.  It&#8217;s 530 in the morning and all I have is a bag of Lays.</p>
<p>- WTF Noynoy?  Why&#8217;d you have to go and kiss Quiboluy&#8217;s ass.  Fricking turnoff.  And I thought he&#8217;d act more like a worthy son to Cory and Ninoy.  Quiboluy is one sick mother.  And the wannabe bastard just had to grovel for votes.  Argh!</p>
<p>- It&#8217;s the calm before the storm.  Hell week is once again upon us.  Holy Molly.</p>
<p>- After hell week, the future is so blinding that I have no frigging idea what&#8217;s gonna happen to me.  Oh well.  Maybe I&#8217;ll practice jumping off a bridge.</p>
<p>- Sick. Sick. Sick.</p>
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		<title>Blood</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 12:52:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[He takes a lancet and dips it into his finger.  Blood flows, it looks so red.  He feeds it to the machine, looks at the resulting number&#8211; 400.  &#8216;It&#8217;s too high, time to take out the needle&#8217; he tells me with a wry smile. 
It breaks my heart seeing my dad inject [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>He takes a lancet and dips it into his finger.  Blood flows, it looks so red.  He feeds it to the machine, looks at the resulting number&#8211; 400.  &#8216;It&#8217;s too high, time to take out the needle&#8217; he tells me with a wry smile. </p>
<p>It breaks my heart seeing my dad inject himself with insulin everyday.  He says it&#8217;s alright, but I tell him it&#8217;s not.  It&#8217;s not right that it should happen to him.  It&#8217;s not right.  It&#8217;s not right.</p>
<p>&#8216;It&#8217;s alright son.&#8217; He repeats.  &#8216;I&#8217;m fine.&#8217; He says.</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s tragically funny because at a time when I should be comforting him, he was the one comforting me.</p>
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		<title>My Daily Tweets &#124; 2009-12-11</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#39;ll take a quiet life, a handshake, some carbon monoxide. &#8212; Radiohead #

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<li>I&#39;ll take a quiet life, a handshake, some carbon monoxide. &#8212; Radiohead <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6546636622" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>My Daily Tweets &#124; 2009-12-10</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Dec 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Life sucks, and then you die. #
Why is it always about a girl?  Why can&#39;t it be about the sun or the moon or the clouds? Gah, I need to sleep. #
So if love never lasts forever, tell me, what&#39;s forever for? Hmm&#8230; Hokey. #
So what&#39;s the glory in leaving?  Doesn&#39;t anybody ever [...]]]></description>
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<li>Life sucks, and then you die. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6513014519" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Why is it always about a girl?  Why can&#39;t it be about the sun or the moon or the clouds? Gah, I need to sleep. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6512918403" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>So if love never lasts forever, tell me, what&#39;s forever for? Hmm&#8230; Hokey. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6512889844" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>So what&#39;s the glory in leaving?  Doesn&#39;t anybody ever stay together anymore?  Fark, I&#39;m getting needled to bits by America. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6512853371" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>How difficult is it for stars to align?  I don&#39;t really care for things to always be interesting, they just have to fall in their places. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6512803180" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>Dancing on the edge of despair.  Not sure if it&#39;s just the frigging mid-life crisis or I&#39;m really falling off my rocker. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6512749085" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>My Daily Tweets &#124; 2009-12-01</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Nov 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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*soul demmit, soul.  Really twitter should have a recall functionality. #
I don&#39;t care for much.  I just wanna have control.  I want a perfect body, I want a perfect sould.  Radiohead sings for all generations. #
I think God created employment so that we really have to work hard to enjoy life [...]]]></description>
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<li>*soul demmit, soul.  Really twitter should have a recall functionality. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6212816476" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I don&#39;t care for much.  I just wanna have control.  I want a perfect body, I want a perfect sould.  Radiohead sings for all generations. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6212799844" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I think God created employment so that we really have to work hard to enjoy life to the fullest.  It&#39;s kinda sad. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6212731022" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
<li>I hate sleeping because I know that when I wake up, I have to go to work. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6212688320" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>My Daily Tweets &#124; 2009-11-29</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Nov 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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I&#39;ve been online since 3 this afternoon.  My back is killing me.  If osteoporosis won&#39;t get me, I&#39;m sure lung cancer will. #

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<li>I&#39;ve been online since 3 this afternoon.  My back is killing me.  If osteoporosis won&#39;t get me, I&#39;m sure lung cancer will. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6141140002" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>Tenses</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:47:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[RIP Atty. Cynthia Oquendo-Ayon

It&#8217;s hard to think of a friend in the past tense.  The is and the are now completely overwhelmed with the was and the were.  
I lost a friend in the senseless massacre in Maguindanao.  That such an atrocity could occur, that it could be perpetrated by humans is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>RIP Atty. Cynthia Oquendo-Ayon<br />
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It&#8217;s hard to think of a friend in the past tense.  The is and the are now completely overwhelmed with the was and the were.  </p>
<p>I lost a friend in the senseless massacre in Maguindanao.  That such an atrocity could occur, that it could be perpetrated by humans is beyond me.  It is unthinkable, it is unimaginable.</p>
<p><em>The last time I talked to Cynthia more than a decade ago, I was drunk with caffein and youth and all the idealism that goes along with that stage.  I told her some senseless theory about a single hand clapping.  I couldn&#8217;t get it out of my mind even until now because it was one of those moments when I knew I was making a complete fool of myself.  Even then, she had the gift of getting things out of people. She was a natural-born lawyer.</em></p>
<p>There I go with the past tense again, the was, the had, the then.  It&#8217;s cruel of this world to suddenly take somebody who, even then, had such a zest for life.  Much crueler still because she wasn&#8217;t just a nameless entity who had nothing to give.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s times like these when you start to question the things that you know.  It&#8217;s times like these when you wish, albeit in futility, that all tenses are present, and all tenses past is still somewhere in the very distant future.</p>
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		<title>My Daily Tweets &#124; 2009-11-26</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Drinking cools your stomach, heats up your head, and puts everything else in a favourable warm light. #

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<li>Drinking cools your stomach, heats up your head, and puts everything else in a favourable warm light. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6053859503" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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		<title>My Daily Tweets &#124; 2009-11-25</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:36:00 +0000</pubDate>
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Slept later than usual.  Twas already morning when I climbed into bed.  Still can&#39;t get over the fact that a friend died just this week. #

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<li>Slept later than usual.  Twas already morning when I climbed into bed.  Still can&#39;t get over the fact that a friend died just this week. <a href="http://twitter.com/thefencesitter/statuses/6020827712" class="aktt_tweet_time">#</a></li>
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