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	<title>Tales Of The Fencesitter</title>
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		<title>Walking Around With A Fork Stuck In My Nape</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Have you had those days? When you&#8217;re walking around and feeling like you don&#8217;t have full control of your facilities? Like all your reflexes are gone and even taking a fart feels like in slow motion? That certainly seems to be the order for me this week, and hopefully in the next two weeks as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleep-Deprived Blah About Blogging, Reunions, and Stuff</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s already 9 in the morning and I&#8217;m still awake. I should have been sleeping now but a deal I&#8217;ve been working on keeps me tossing and turning in bed. After almost an hour of trying fruitlessly to go to la-la-land, I finally gave up and sat in front of my computer. Yes, this computer. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/sleep-deprived-blah-about-blogging-reunions-and-stuff/</link>
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		<title>Facebook Bleeding Hearts</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I wonder what makes people post negative statuses in Facebook? Yep statuses is a word so don&#8217;t bother complaining. I don&#8217;t mean the &#8216;He is so ugly!&#8217; kind of negativity, I meant those statuses that say &#8216;Why is it always me?&#8217;. Yeah, those updates that scream please, pity me! I mean why in God&#8217;s green [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/facebook-bleeding-hearts/</link>
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		<title>Sleepless</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Back to not sleeping mode. I haven&#8217;t been sleeping very well this past few days. I think when I&#8217;m confronted with too much time on my hands, I overdo things and get really engrossed with whatever it is I&#8217;m doing. Well mostly it&#8217;s internet related stuff, with a couple of videos in between. Still this [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/sleepless/</link>
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		<title>My Personal Superman</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I grew up believing my dad was Superman. No, scratch that. I grew up believing my dad was superman, batman, and spiderman combined. I honestly believe there was no greater dad elsewhere. Even now. When I first fell in love with tennis and nobody would play with me, my dad would spend his lunchbreak with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Embrace</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Rain falls when she goes out the door. It&#8217;s not always a downpour but somehow, there&#8217;s always that little drizzle that makes me think of water sprays from the angry waves in my hometown. The last time, she took 8 steps before she stepped out the door and got swallowed by the outside. I always [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/embrace/</link>
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		<title>Jeff Buckley&#8217;s Hallelujah And Then Some</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Many versions have been recorded of this little song by Leonard Cohen (200 artists/versions and counting) and yet one will be hard put to pinpoint which one is the most beautiful. In my biased view however, I like Jeff Buckley&#8217;s interpretation the most. I could be influenced by the fact that posthumously (yep dear old [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/jeff-buckleys-hallelujah-and-then-some/</link>
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		<title>Creeping Headache</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been blogging since this afternoon, taking a piss once in a while to masquerade as a break. No surprise then thats as of 5 minutes ago the creeping sensation of a headache has now morphed into a full blown migraine. I really should have stepped away from the computer for a couple of hours [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/creeping-headache/</link>
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		<title>The Ballad of Phylum Band</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Sabot Sabot is about a guy and a girl who had an affair with the condition that once the girl's boyfriend comes back from somewhere they'd end it.  When the bf returned, the guy actually ended the relationship as agreed and hoped that he will be able to forget the unique kind of happiness he felt whenever he's with her.  But wait, theres more!  Now the guy feels hurt everytime he sees the girl and the boyfriend together and asks the usual universal question:]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/ballad-phylum-band-sabot-sabot-videos/</link>
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		<title>Fluid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[these days, time has lost its significance. i can no longer tell whether it&#8217;s morning or evening. time seems to flow in an unhurried rhythm, not really waiting or stopping for me to hop on its wagon. there are no destinations or pauses, no speedbumps or intersections; only a droning flow, a fluid figure eight [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://thefencesitter.com/fluid/</link>
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