And no, I have no idea who the hell this guy is. 
And no, you can’t argue, comment negatively, or even think dastardly thoughts. It is what it is. All you are allowed to do is nod your head in silent acquiescence and say you agree. Now if you would like to see which famous author your writing style resembles, head on over to http://iwl.me.
I write like
David Foster Wallace
David Foster Wallace
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