Photo From Belo, I Think
Alright, so I’ve seen the Hayden Kho – Katrina Halili video. And I’m telling you there’s nothing scandalous about it. No, it’s not some artsy-fartsy stuff either. You just hear the animal grunts that normal people make when they’re in the throes of ecstacy.
For sure Katrina has a right to be outraged. It turns out she wasn’t the only one who has a video with Hayden. That should raise every woman’s ire. Heh! Nah it was obvious that Katrina didn’t know that her lover had their very private act recorded. She should have gotten a hint when Hayden continuously wrestles her to the right side of the bed where there’s more lighting and of course where the hidden camera can capture their moment.
After the video was somehow leaked (no sane man would purposely release his conquest for the public to ogle at, unless of course you’re Paris Hilton’s boyfriend) followed by all those front page worthy crying and the involvement of politicians and the threats of reprisals and court charges, we can safely assume that Hayden is now in deep shit.
But going over the merits of the video, there were none. Unless you include the pre-sex ritual of dancing to the openly gay music of Wham! (hello George Michael) with Hayden singing along no less, well you have one weird scandal right there.
Seriously though, as 4chan posters would say, the video was not fap worthy, unless you’re really horny or really desperate. The lighting was bad, the resolution was bad, and the moanings, nay the gruntings was not something that would induce someone to take matters into their own hands (pun intended).
The least Hayden could have done, since he was gonna go down in infamy sooner or later anyway, was put on some Marvin Gaye or Barry White music with scented candles wafting in the air to boot. The ambience was totally not worthy of their celebrity status. I’m sorry to say that Hayden wasn’t graceful at all, his only redeeming value was his willingness to do some serious muff diving. Lol.
People in my office were naturally agog over the video. Some of the girls were disappointed though. The reason? They didn’t get to see Hayden’s dingdong. Go figure.
If I were Katrina, I’d be bawling my eyes out too. It’s her first time to be caught on cam without her knickers on and she wasn’t able to put out a B-movie worthy performance. Publicity like that don’t come often. What would happen to her career now after that horrid performance? Maybe she should enroll in one of those sensual workshops or something.
For us lesser mortals can we please move on now? It wasn’t much of a scandal. Honestly.
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