Tales Of The Fencesitter

My dad’s name is Bonifacio, a somewhat barriotic name that I once lumped with Eustaquio, Procopio, and Susisa (my lola’s name).  Nothing of import really, just that today is the official Bonifacio Day, and not tomorrow or any other day that Gloria deems fit to declare to bolster her perpetually sagging popularity.
My dad’s father was [...]